Posted on the 16th of April, 2014 with 32,754 notes


Posted on the 16th of April, 2014 with 220,354 notes

versacebitch:

loungezombie:

versacebitch:

the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it

i dont speak two languages but i speak fandom so i sort of get this

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Posted on the 16th of April, 2014 with 311,140 notes


Posted on the 15th of April, 2014 with 729,370 notes

skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"



Posted on the 15th of April, 2014 with 6,745 notes


Posted on the 15th of April, 2014 with 1,418,137 notes

guys

aru:

if i ever see any of you in public, the code is

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that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything



Posted on the 15th of April, 2014 with 243,817 notes

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”



Posted on the 15th of April, 2014 with 934,942 notes
#cute animals

trekkiee:

mcroosa:

Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN FROM CATS EVER



Posted on the 15th of April, 2014 with 62,479 notes

ossydarling:

astrakiseki:

galacticcannibalisms:

shortfatbitch:

shybairnsget-nowt:

americas-liberty:

Students Fed Up With Michelle Obama’s School Lunch Overhaul — Menu-Item Snapshots Spell Out Why

Wow that is depressing. 

My mom worked in the middle school cafeteria for two years. She was always trying to work as far within the guidelines as she could to make the food edible, but there wasn’t much she was able to do. Mom will eat just about anything, but there were two or three lunches that even she couldn’t stomach.

That’s weird that there’s actually less food than I had in high school.
The only thing I really tried to go for were mozzarella sticks and most of the desserts.
This explains a lot.

You have to remember that price and resources play a role in this horsepucky as well.  My mom was a cafeteria worker as well, and dear lord did the carts away from the school lunch get swamped.

And, to be honest? This is pretty much what my school lunches have looked like since we stopped being able to afford packed ones when i was in 3rd grade. Our food actually got BETTER in the past two years because they started making some on-campus at the High School. :/



Posted on the 15th of April, 2014 with 90,184 notes

acutelesbian:

A five year old at the gas station said he liked my “bat woman” tattoo excitedly. His father condescendingly asked how many I had. I told him I had 11. He scoffed and asked how waiting tables all my life sounded and I said, “it’s alright on the weekends, but throughout the week I’m your son’s teacher.” He walked out without another word.



Posted on the 15th of April, 2014 with 1,665 notes


Posted on the 15th of April, 2014 with 11,672 notes


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Posted on the 15th of April, 2014 with 21,564 notes

hornswaggler:

em1ree:

alannamode:

hornswaggler:

This picture keeps cracking me up.

I love stunt doubles.

PREPARE FOR TROUBLE AND MAKE IT DOUBLE

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While I’m silently willing this stupid picture to stop getting notes before it goes all viral or something

that gif is perfect



Posted on the 15th of April, 2014 with 159,744 notes

captainlucifer:

erocsan:

captainlucifer:

if a guy friend that you’re romantically interested in asks you out, reject him first as a test to see whether he’ll get angry and accuse you of friendzoning him or respect your decision and be willing to carry on being friends

Example of why women are fucking crazy hahahaha

i’m a man