the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it
i dont speak two languages but i speak fandom so i sort of get this
"no" is too serious
"nope" is too casual
"nah" is just right
"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"
if i ever see any of you in public, the code is
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”
Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN FROM CATS EVER
Wow that is depressing.
My mom worked in the middle school cafeteria for two years. She was always trying to work as far within the guidelines as she could to make the food edible, but there wasn’t much she was able to do. Mom will eat just about anything, but there were two or three lunches that even she couldn’t stomach.
That’s weird that there’s actually less food than I had in high school.
The only thing I really tried to go for were mozzarella sticks and most of the desserts.
This explains a lot.
You have to remember that price and resources play a role in this horsepucky as well. My mom was a cafeteria worker as well, and dear lord did the carts away from the school lunch get swamped.
And, to be honest? This is pretty much what my school lunches have looked like since we stopped being able to afford packed ones when i was in 3rd grade. Our food actually got BETTER in the past two years because they started making some on-campus at the High School. :/
A five year old at the gas station said he liked my “bat woman” tattoo excitedly. His father condescendingly asked how many I had. I told him I had 11. He scoffed and asked how waiting tables all my life sounded and I said, “it’s alright on the weekends, but throughout the week I’m your son’s teacher.” He walked out without another word.
This picture keeps cracking me up.
I love stunt doubles.
PREPARE FOR TROUBLE AND MAKE IT DOUBLE
While I’m silently willing this stupid picture to stop getting notes before it goes all viral or something
that gif is perfect
if a guy friend that you’re romantically interested in asks you out, reject him first as a test to see whether he’ll get angry and accuse you of friendzoning him or respect your decision and be willing to carry on being friends
Example of why women are fucking crazy hahahaha
i’m a man